While doing the Web site for a real cute motel, I kept asking Jill, the owner, for bio pages on her and Bill, her husband. 

Hesitant, shy, too reluctant to even have her photograph taken, the information was not soon forthcoming.  There was, of course, only one alternative left open to me.

I threatened her.

I told her that if she didn't supply me with bios, I'd write them myself.

She laughed at me.

But you know what they say about laughing last.