Psst!  Did you hear??

Christina Ricci is very upset that women are being viewed as sexual objects.  Oh, sure, she fondled her breasts when she was 15 in "Now And Then" and has gotten a boob job and played hookers and drug addicts and pretty much every other sordid character in her career — but forget all that!

She's a New Woman!

And obviously MSNBC is fully supportive of her, to give her such a highlighted spot on their home page.  A modern news agency for the modern woman, that's us!  No more of that sexual objectification for we enlightened liberals here at MSNBC, no sir!  In fact, we-

Oh, wait — this just in!