I was constructing a web site for a business owned and run by just one guy.  At some point, he mentioned that he'd like a Staff Page.  I pointed out that, since there wasn't any "staff", this might be somewhat difficult to do.  He said "Make one up!" 

My kinda guy.

I told him that I'd be happy to, as long as I got to include some humor, and he readily agreed.  The first picture is him, most of the rest are just grabbed from the Web.  The names have been changed to protect both the guilty and the innocent.

If any.