Do you sometimes almost doubt that God exists?  Sometimes worry He's not looking over you?  Sometimes feel an emptiness in your soul?

Well, take heart!  With these two simple steps, your faith in a divine presence will immediatly be restored!  All it takes is a vehicle and a little will power.  Sure, it's a tad dangerous, but think of the reward!

Step 1:

Take vehicle, drive through guard rail at 65 MPH, hit embankment, sail into air, flip over twice, then land on the opposing bank right side up, facing backwards as illustrated in photo below.

Step 2:

Look down.

And we have a believer!