Reassuring
Your Belief In God In Two Easy Steps
Do you sometimes
almost doubt that God exists? Sometimes worry He's not looking over
you? Sometimes feel an emptiness in your soul?
Well, take
heart! With these two simple steps, your faith in a divine presence
will immediatly be restored! All it takes is a vehicle and a little
will power. Sure, it's a tad dangerous, but think of the reward!
Step 1:
Take vehicle,
drive through guard rail at 65 MPH, hit embankment, sail into air, flip
over twice, then land on the opposing bank right side up, facing backwards
as illustrated in photo below.

Step 2:
Look down.
And
we have a believer!
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