Grab Bag
I
The
essence of indecision
Seeing
is believing
I believe
you were before me...
Science
doesn't lie
Bomb
Squad humor
Another
Chinese toy recalled
House
in the country: $1,000,000
Three luxury
cars: $150,000
Leaving
town during a cold Michigan winter without
turning
off the water pipes in your garage: PRICELESS!
What happens when you have:
1)
nothing to do
2) a sharp
knife
3) a large
lime
4) a patient
cat
5) too
much tequila
6) and
it's football season
I argued and argued with the utility company when
they wanted to put a power pole right in front of my living room window.
"No way!," I told them. "Put it anywhere but there!"
Victory is mine!
Painted bathroom floor
(we hope!)
I suppose the guy had mixed
feelings on the matter.
At least he was alive enough
to be divorced!
"Hold on! Hold on!
Ten more seconds and we make Guinness!!"
"All right! Two more
kids and we make Guinness!"
1 candlepower flashlight
Low-budget gated community
From this...
...to this!
Delivered fresh daily!
Delivered fresh daily!
Nestled in the bosom of one's
family
Morning at the Sunny Pines
Superheroes Retirement Center
Tiny Bushflat Hills,
Arkansas, finally solves its speeding problem
Cyclops eyeglasses
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