I think we can all agree that Japanese art is a beautiful thing.  Throughout the centuries, Japan has given something to the world of art that few others countries have.  There's a certain elegance and beauty to their art like no other.

As an honorarium to this fine culture, I have assembled various items of Japanese artwork for your education, enlightenment, and enjoyment.

Unfortunately, the tyrannical, oppressive forces that govern the Western World have decreed that certain types of Japanese art are "too daring" for the Western mind to endure.  This is, for the most part, because the old codgers who run our countries didn't frolic much when they were young, so they hate everyone who does.  On top of that, they're probably ugly — politics being one of the things that ugly people tend to take to.  And ugly people have, throughout time, hated and envied those who take pleasure in beautiful treasured human body artwork.

Since these people are the ones in power, and probably won't be leaving anytime soon, I have to take precautions before allowing you to view these treasured pieces of Japanese artwork.  If there was any possible way to get these ugly, bitter people out of office and replace them with nice, normal people, I'd be all for it, but those types of people are all out raising families and being normal.  It's the ugly, disenchanted ones who take to politics, wearing those big, fake smiles, all the while trying to drag those of us who enjoy life down to their own, sad, pathetic level.

So be it.

In order for you to access this treasured Japanese artwork, you MUST certify that you are 18 earth years or older.  If you lie about your age, and find yourself going through 'culture shock' at seeing some of these partially nude art treasures, management assumes NO RESPONSIBILITY, whatsoever, for any personal grievance you suffer as a result.  The cost of psychotropic drugs is NOT covered by my workman's comp package.